I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. Thus starts a simple little poem that has made many rounds on the web. Unfortunately, I recently noticed that it had disappeared from its most prominent repository. I decided to make a copy in a place that I knew I could find it every time. You, too may read the silly little ditty that caused an entire generation of internet junkies to proclaim I LIKE MONKEYS! Click here to read I LIKE MONKEYS online.